Most people think they know everything about Chuck Norris.
Ha! That’s impossible. No one can know everything about Chuck Norris.
He, however, can know everything about you.
There are some facts about Chuck Norris that occasionally escape notice, though.
The most over-looked fact is that Chuck Norris has no need for appliances.
That’s right, standard household items that we all depend on have no meaning for Chuck Norris.
Let’s look at a few.
How about we start with the washing machine?
I know what you’re thinking. How does he get his clothes clean if he doesn’t have a washing machine?
He just yells, “Come clean!” And they do. The dirt, grease and grim collected during his heroic exploits simply flee in terror.
It’s the same line he uses on all the criminals and evildoers he has faced and defeated in his various military and law enforcement careers.
Those two words from the mouth of Chuck Norris cause everyone to confess.
Surely, he needs an oven?
Chuck Norris rarely eats inside a house, so when he’s out wandering in jungles, forests and wastelands he relies on his formidable skills.
You see, whenever Chuck Norris cooks over a fire, the fire always burns at the perfect temperature for the specific meal.
How, you say? The wood does it… out of respect.
Of course he needs a refrigerator, right?
Anything that Chuck Norris needs cold he just locks in his icy stare for a few seconds and… BAM!
It’s cooled to perfection, precisely as the situation warrants.
Or in some cases, it’s frozen solid, like the very hearts of all his adversaries who have dared to face him over the years.
See, you can learn something new about Chuck Norris every day and still not know everything.
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(Chuck Norris was in no way connected to this article and does not represent or endorse Goedeker’s. We just think he is awesome. Mr. Norris, if you read this and disapprove, please don’t roundhouse kick us in the face.)